A Dogs Eye View

This was sent to me by the worlds best border collier (patent pending) and the crazed mini-aussie Captain Jack (with the help of a human friend).

10 Peeves about Humans

1. Blaming your "gas" on me...not funny...not funny at all!!!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT! (Guilty as charged)

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? (OK - point taken)

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. (never done that...yet)

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! (That reminds me....)

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

Thanks for the laugh guys and I promise to let you sniff more on the next walk.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?



10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.