In Which Kouba Channels Freddie Mercury

This has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages.

Is this the real life? I’m everyone’s fantasy!
Hoping for an electoral landslide, I’ve escaped from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the clouds (from whence I’ll come again) and see,
I’m just a poor boy, I bask in sympathy
Because I’m easy come, never let anything go, Polls are a little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, all that really matters is me, is me

Obama, just healed a man, Put a hand against his head
Spake a word, now he’s not dead
Obama, life is just beginning
And Billary nearly gone and thrown it all away
Obama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry
After New Hampshire there was nearly no tomorrow
But he carried on, carried on because only one thing really matters

You simply must read the rest. It is bound to be a classic!

On a lighter note.

Not much time for posting tonight. I am off to the big John Kline town hall meeting at 6. I will have the camera at hand for lots of Code Pink pictures. Stay tuned....

Meanwhile, I thought I would share this with you. I got it from a friend. I don't know who the author is, but boy do they have this right!

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The discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium. "

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.These particles are held together by forces called Morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of Lepton-like particles called peons.Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes 1 reaction to take over 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal 1/2-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium' s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become Neutrons, forming isodopes.This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass!"When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium- an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.